Fic: Mighty Ducks and BWOC Femmeslash

[carolinecrane]

This comes in two flavors: girls or boys.

First up, boys. We're talking underage boys. Underage boys in a locker room shower all sweaty from hockey practice. That's right, it's Disney pr0n, because I don't do anything halfway. This is probably all kinds of Bad and Wrong, but it's what Jane asked for to the letter. Hey, I just work here.

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Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[wirrrn]

Hey!

Neato fic! Disney!Porn so great and so Evil, which is how it should be- I just love it when people stick in to Uncle Walt (and not in a good way)

and BWOC- hey! You wrote BWOC again! All we need now is a companion Tommy/Merton Shower piece and I can go to bed without having to devour anyone today!

Gav!

btw- scored a copy of CREEPSHOW on dvd, so am beaming at small children and animals today....

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[carolinecrane]

Disney porn is of the good, but not because of poor Walt. He meant well, it's Eisner and his corporate drones who have sullied the vision. Not that I'm really into Disney, but sometimes I do write slash.

I did write BWOC again. There will probably be more Lori/Becky in my future. Some of it may feature cameos from Tommy and Merton. And I really need to finish that stupid AU I started last year. But I don't know about Tommy/Merton shower porn. We'll see.

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[wirrrn]

Hey,

"Disney" is synonymous with "aaaaugh! run!" in this little bug's eyes. Although I love ALADDIN.

Tommy/Merton shower porn.... you know you want to

Gav!

btw- CSI last night- definite Greg/Nick overtures. Are there any canonically Queer characters on the show?

btw- Now I'm in the mood to write a shower scene with Norman Bates and Viggo Mortensen

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[carolinecrane]

Bobby the ballistics guy is canonically gay. He has a husband and a baby, although they cut that scene out of canon because CBS sucks. But he's still canonically gay (as is the actor who plays him).

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[wirrrn]

Hey,

Bobby the ballistics guy is canonically gay

>cool! I totally see Nick/Greg as well, though I get them confused all the time. Which one is the little wirey one? He's the one I think is cuter!

Last night's ep featured Clayton Rohner as well! Cool, B-Grade horror actor...

they cut that scene out of canon because CBS sucks

-I can't say I'm at all surprised- particularly with Bush's Anti-Gay Marriage stance of late...

Gav!

btw- saw TIMELINE- Paul Walker, Ethan Embry, Gerard Butler and Neal McDonough slashing up a storm...

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[carolinecrane]

That's season two's "You've Got Male". Not a bad episode. In season four Jeffrey Combs did a guest spot in "Jackpot". I thought I would pass out from happiness. Grissom and Jeffrey in scenes together. It was nirvana.

The Nick/Greg is definitely there in the first three seasons. They're killing it in season four by keeping them apart because the actors are sleeping together and they don't want anyone to notice. Too late.

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[wirrrn]

Hey,

They're killing it in season four by keeping them apart because the actors are sleeping together and they don't want anyone to notice. Too late.

Heh. Is this true, or is it "true" in the same sense that George Dubya is "President", Scott Speedman is "straight" and the Wirrrn is "sane"?!

Gav!

btw- how do you do that cool cross out thing with your text?

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[carolinecrane]

It's undocumented, but George and Eric show up at all the awards shows together without dates. All of them. And they're both single. Also, Eric was living in George's house for a time. He might have gotten his own place by now.

To cross out text you have to do this:

(s)this puts a line through the text(/s)

Except that the ( ) are < >

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[wirrrn]

Hey,

It's undocumented, but George and Eric show up at all the awards shows together without dates. All of them. And they're both single. Also, Eric was living in George's house for a time. He might have gotten his own place by now.

-well, I'm convinced. Any time actors are extremely close and have *sleepovers* well... (eg David Boreanaz and Glenn Quinn, Eljah Wood and Dominic Monaghan, etc...)

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[carolinecrane]

Oh, sorry. Greg's the little wirey one. In my icon Greg's on the left and Nick is the darker-haired one standing behind him.

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[wirrrn]

Hey,

Greg, yes. He's *so* my type. I go for the unconventially cute science-ey boyz

Gav!