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[carolinecrane]

This has probably already been pointed out by everyone ever, but I watched episode 1x11 of Warehouse 13 last night, and legit giggled when I realized that Alex House, aka Todd of Todd and the Book Of Pure Evil, is in the episode featuring an evil book artifact. It would have been an excellent crossover episode. Missed opportunity

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[carolinecrane]

This probably isn't what you were hoping for. Sorry. Ricky/Clifford, bodyswap:

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“Can you…just hold still a second.”

It’s weird, trying to bully Ricky into place with hands so much bigger than the ones he’s used to. Not that Clifford doesn’t know Ricky’s hands almost as well as his own, but he’s never actually controlled them before - at least not directly - so it’s a little strange, putting Ricky’s hands on his own shoulders and not being able to feel those hands there.

“Cliff, seriously, would you…”

Clifford lets out a heavy sigh and presses down a little harder on Ricky’s - Clifford’s - shoulders. He’s pressing harder than Ricky ever would on his own; Ricky’s always so careful when he touches Clifford, and even though it was sort of sweet at first, it’s getting a little old. So if this whole mess gives him a chance to show Ricky that he can be a little more rough, Clifford’s not going to pass up the chance.

“I just want to try this one thing,” Clifford says, then he lets go of one of Ricky’s - his - shoulders to slide a hand under Ricky’s - his - chin. “Okay?”

“This is way too weird.”

Clifford’s not going to argue with him there, because he’s looking down at Ricky, but it’s his own face he’s seeing. Still, he’s always wondered what it would feel like to be the one leaning down all the time, so Clifford just tilts Ricky’s - his - face a little and presses forward. “I know, just…”

Ricky lets Clifford kiss him, hands on his hips and bunching in his shirt the same way Ricky always touches him when they do this. Like he’s afraid to hold on to Clifford too tight, so he takes it out on Clifford’s clothes instead. Or maybe he’s afraid of what will happen if he lets his hands wander, and that’s something else Clifford’s getting tired of waiting to find out.

“Cliff,” Ricky says, murmuring his name against what are technically Ricky’s lips, and when Clifford pulls back it’s his own face still looking at him. “Would you focus here? We have to figure out how to fix this.”

“Yeah, okay,” Clifford says, then he lets Ricky pull away. Once Ricky’s not touching him the difference is even more noticeable; Ricky’s hands feel too big and clumsy and Clifford has to focus to move this new, bigger body without overcorrecting for Ricky’s height and falling. He can tell Ricky’s having a hard time too, probably worrying about what kind of damage he’s going to do while he’s stuck inside Clifford’s much smaller skin.

He has no idea how they managed to trade places in the first place, let alone how they’re supposed to switch back. But maybe, once Ricky gets a little more used to the idea, Clifford can talk him into doing some more experimenting. It’s definitely weird, making out with himself, but Clifford thinks he could get used to a little weird.

[rabidfan]

On the contrary! It's exactly what I was looking for! Sweet, like I always picture them but with a twist.

Thank you!