Um, so all my fic writer friends NEED to do this
Hello, all!
I'm supposed to be leaving right now to go to Maryland this weekend (to see Deathly Hallows with my beloved high school friends - the ten of us have seen every Harry Potter movie together!) BUT husband is running late at work, boo-hiss. A lovely anon on tumblr messaged me and informed me that she ran the phrase "This is the night, what it does to you" (which is a Jack Kerouac quote, btw) through Bad Translator and it translated to "Tonight, it is on" - which I agree is both appropriate and hilarious!
And seeing as I have some time on my hands... you guessed it!
Caroline's master fic list, brought to you by Bad Translator! (I set it on 10, which is the lowest setting, just to be consistent)
This is the night, what it does to you ---> Tonight, it is on
A Born Performer ---> Birth of an Artist
Equilibrium (a physics experiment) ---> Conditions (physical test)
Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer ---> Embrace Me More, Small Dancer
Keystrokes ---> The Q Button (*shrugs* wtf?)
Gaily We Promenade ---> We Are Pleased to Molly (UM, WHAT?)
Scenes from a Westerville Shopping Mall ---> Library Style Westerville
If You're Ready, Like I'm Ready ---> If You Are Willing, I Will Kindly Agree
Canary in a Coal Mine: A Warblerections Crossover Crackfic ---> Cruz, Country Islands Varblerekytions Krakkfik (yup, total crack)
Your Boldness Stands Alone among the Wreck ---> Your Self-Confidence is Lower than the Ruins
I Adore You with All Five Senses ---> I Like your Sexy Senses (oh my goodness!)
(And of course.... are we ready? I think we're ready! ........)
Five Times Kurt Hummel Makes Excuses for Dave Karofsky's Deplorable Behavior (and the one time he absolutely freaking doesn't)
translates to: "Kurt tehe Mel five types of legal excuse for bad behavior, when Dave and Karofsky can not completely eliminate (and of course, still no water)"
Well, of course there's no water. I mean, of course. Naturally. I can't even imagine why there would be any water at all in the first place. Can you? :)