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Aug 09, 2009 22:26

Uhh really stomach ache…I must have an intolerance to very fatty foods or something. Tis very sad ( Read more... )

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morgue_keeper August 10 2009, 14:19:09 UTC
As per usual, I will be commenting in point form:

1. AHHH!!! I've been trying to track down a Polaroid camera as well, but they're just so obsolete nowadays as well :(

2. I keep wanting to grow my hair but I know ultimately I don't suit long hair. Although I kind of liked the hippy wavy hair of my youth... I miss it.

3. Hahahaa, me and my friend were taking the train at night today, around 8:30pm. There was this girl sitting next to us who suddenly starting shouting "what are you staring at? Stop staring, it's rude!". She was yelling at some guy in a train who kept staring at her. She apologised and said "Urgh, don't you guys hate it?". We offered her our consolations.

4. To answer how you're miscellaneous objects could be used as weapons:
- bag.... BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM!!!!
- lanyard... BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM!!! Or strangle them...
- keys... MAKE WOLVERINE CLAWS WITH THEM!!! YEAH!!!
- bobby pins... HAHAHHAA!!!! THEY ARE A PAIN ENOUGH!!!
- engagement ring... I've found that turning them around so the stone is inside your hand, and an open hand slap usually really hurts.

And Caroline, have you tried pouring citric acid around your house? I heard cats really hate it.

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caroline_caz August 12 2009, 08:19:36 UTC
“engagement ring... I've found that turning them around so the stone is inside your hand, and an open hand slap usually really hurts.” …Amanda…you’re a genius, that would hurt WAYY more than a punch (which would also hurt you seeing as knuckle+hard metal & very very hard rock does not mix well). Lol, we actually mashed up and blended about 50 chillies one time and mixed into water and then watered the entire lawn (including the front lawn…my family is very normal). And that worked until the chilliness wore away. Yeah, they don’t like sour stuff, like vinegar, cos’ they lick themselves and thus vinegar (or citric acid…lemon of course) in a spray bottle = ultimate cat defence tool.
Hahaha that chick sounds awesome.

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morgue_keeper August 12 2009, 10:32:12 UTC
LOLLLL!!!!! I can imagine the painstaking process. Visitors thought you were making nuoc mam, but NO you were making hoodoo against CATS! Lol that's hilarious

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