omg wtf
Friday was an utterly miserable nightmare. Firstly, I had the C-Store Party to organize. Then I did a surprise walkthrough at Morgan. OMG. I hid in the campbells soup so no one would suspect a thing. But I kept takin some peeks here n there.
Then I saw the pegboard, it looked fer shit. (No offense).
OMG WTF I was so mad. I flew out of the comfortably warm and moist soup-bin straight at Don (mcQuay) and Kristy. I grabbed their crotches before they noticed anything was amiss. A squeel escaped from Kristy's mouth, and Don protectively reached for his privates.
Next, Jose tried to sneak up from behind me. So I became horizontal and kapowed him in the jaw. A real nice one too.
So I was about to leave the store after smacken em up when the handy SARS symptom bug-chart came at me. Despite my heavy layers of mascara I managed to activate my laser eyes.
Oh I showed everyone who'se boss today. (Carol Davis)
Then I saw the pegboard, it looked fer shit. (No offense).
OMG WTF I was so mad. I flew out of the comfortably warm and moist soup-bin straight at Don (mcQuay) and Kristy. I grabbed their crotches before they noticed anything was amiss. A squeel escaped from Kristy's mouth, and Don protectively reached for his privates.
Next, Jose tried to sneak up from behind me. So I became horizontal and kapowed him in the jaw. A real nice one too.
So I was about to leave the store after smacken em up when the handy SARS symptom bug-chart came at me. Despite my heavy layers of mascara I managed to activate my laser eyes.
Oh I showed everyone who'se boss today. (Carol Davis)