House moving party
I'm going to be moving back to my house in Gaithersburg at the end of the month (weekend of the 29th) and will need some help moving my stuff. If there is enough of us we can get everything moved very quickly with nobody having to break much of a sweat. Then we can PARTY!
I'll have plenty of wine and beer and will either fire up a grill or order a bunch of pizza. I will feed and intoxicate everyone who comes out to help. Those who come just to party without actually helping with the move will be poked with sticks and possibly beaten about the head and torso with rubber chickens. If you come to help with the move, yet would actually prefer to be beaten with rubber chickens, this too can be arranged by special request (please provide 24hrs notice so we can procure enough chickens).
I'll have plenty of wine and beer and will either fire up a grill or order a bunch of pizza. I will feed and intoxicate everyone who comes out to help. Those who come just to party without actually helping with the move will be poked with sticks and possibly beaten about the head and torso with rubber chickens. If you come to help with the move, yet would actually prefer to be beaten with rubber chickens, this too can be arranged by special request (please provide 24hrs notice so we can procure enough chickens).