Dear Whomever; YOU STINK
If you didn't attend work or school or whatever it is you do today, you are a jerk.
Even if your work or schooling was cancelled, you are still a jerk.
Why don't you go outside and frolick in the snow, jerk? Have fun, because that's what jerks like to do! Jerks like to have fun while other, non-jerks like me are sitting here at our crappy desks!
THIS DESK IS NOT A TOBBOGGAN! ...in case you haven't noticed.
And this office? It's sure as hell not a snow-covered hill.
Were i to lie on my back and flail my arms and legs, no snow angel would be formed! I would just get dirty!
And this coffee is no hot chocolate! IT'S BARELY COFFEE!!! I know i'm to blame for that, as i am the one who made the pot. BUT STILL.
HERE IS ANOTHER SENTANCE ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!
...don't worry, though.
I don't blame you. If i saw you stuck at work, and i had the opportunity to go play in the snow i would be all "tough luck, buddy. playtime awaits!" Actually, that's not true. There are some people that i would sacrifice playtime for.
Like john porter.
I would sacrifice playtime to stand next to him and laugh at him for being at work while he could be out playing. Hahaha. Loser.
Oh.
Wait.
...bah.
Even if your work or schooling was cancelled, you are still a jerk.
Why don't you go outside and frolick in the snow, jerk? Have fun, because that's what jerks like to do! Jerks like to have fun while other, non-jerks like me are sitting here at our crappy desks!
THIS DESK IS NOT A TOBBOGGAN! ...in case you haven't noticed.
And this office? It's sure as hell not a snow-covered hill.
Were i to lie on my back and flail my arms and legs, no snow angel would be formed! I would just get dirty!
And this coffee is no hot chocolate! IT'S BARELY COFFEE!!! I know i'm to blame for that, as i am the one who made the pot. BUT STILL.
HERE IS ANOTHER SENTANCE ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!
...don't worry, though.
I don't blame you. If i saw you stuck at work, and i had the opportunity to go play in the snow i would be all "tough luck, buddy. playtime awaits!" Actually, that's not true. There are some people that i would sacrifice playtime for.
Like john porter.
I would sacrifice playtime to stand next to him and laugh at him for being at work while he could be out playing. Hahaha. Loser.
Oh.
Wait.
...bah.