all men shall be sailors then, until the sea shall free them

[carny]

So last night i was cutting an orange, and the knife slipped. I ended up cutting the orange almost in half. But i didn't stop there! I have a huge gash in my little finger now. I guess it's not that huge, but it's pretty huge in relation to the size of my little finger. Plus, i was cutting an orange and citrus juice sprayed into it

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[nightbug]

i don't think vets take strays.

...SNAP!

[carny]

Fine then. I'll humane society it up.
They'll put me down. It'll be good.

[nightbug]

they'll put you up for adoption. you're going to look so cute in one of those little cube window display thingies!

[carny]

I'll need one of those neck cones to keep me from licking myself.

[markkk]

ya, thats my job...

oh, and speaking on knives...
do you have either/or???
if so, would you be able to bring it to town with you?
i can't afford it but i really like it and would like
a copy of it until i can afford a real copy.
thanks

[carny]

Yeah, i'll bring it home.
No worries, dear.