Tony Parker spittin glass at your ass

May 06, 2006 16:58

Announcer 1: The fans are going nuts here at the Arco arena Spurs win it with a score of 105 to 83 Tony Parker has tottaly dominated this game. If your just tuning in that a shame because you missed one of the greatest performances in the history of sports.

Announcer 2: Absolutely, absolutely people said basketball cought fire with the ascendry of Michael Jordan but I think after today people will be saying Michael who.

Announcer 1: I tell ya right from the get go the fans took one look at Tony Parker a couple wemon fainted and a couple fela's.. well id rather not say but they liked what they saw.

Announcer 2: yeah absulutely hes a big fella and an imposing fella.

Announcer 1: hes emormous, hes enormous, hes listed as 6ft 4 in the program but id say he plays the game like hes 7 8 feet tall.

Announcer 2: No I dont think hes that big.

Announcer 1: no im saying the game he plays is that of some Viking giant with a basketball in one hand and a glass of Merlot in the other standing 7 8 9 feet tall.

Announcer 2: He was phi slamma jamma runnin' stank all over it with rib-ticklin' jumps of double frenchy funk

Announcer 1: Lets take a look, here's a pass wothy of John Elway

Announcer 2: for the dunk! such a beatiful play. Here he is lining up for the three and ricola its good

Announcer 1: Here comes his patented no look over the shoulder three pointer, and nothing but net

Announcer 2: Here he is soaring through the air like the man on the flying trapezius and bam now thats what im talking about destroying the backboard on the glass this kids an animal.

Announcer 1: lets take a look at that dunker again

Announcer 2: and boom humpty hump dump dump ha ha I love this game folks I sure enough do, Tony Parker spittin glass at your ass.

Announcer 1: That just goes to show you dan that you can be french and sucessful with a beautiful girlfriend.

Announcer 2: As long as your also black.

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