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To the celebrating Terrans:
I wish to extend a "holiday greeting" towards this most illogical of human celebrations in which trees are uprooted for no purpose other than use for decoration, in which one consumes far too much alcohol and the focal point is an obese old human man dressed in red and white. Regardless, may you be safe and warm with your families on this most jolly of days.
As I believe the proper saying goes,
"have a merry Christmas."
P.S. Sorry guys, but my Christmas cards are going to be late. They will be New Year cards instead!
I wish to extend a "holiday greeting" towards this most illogical of human celebrations in which trees are uprooted for no purpose other than use for decoration, in which one consumes far too much alcohol and the focal point is an obese old human man dressed in red and white. Regardless, may you be safe and warm with your families on this most jolly of days.
As I believe the proper saying goes,
"have a merry Christmas."
P.S. Sorry guys, but my Christmas cards are going to be late. They will be New Year cards instead!