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I want to run my own web store.
and personalize messages to my customers....
Congratualtions! Your our 100th customer. And to show you just how appreciative we are toward your blind faith in our product and lack of concern to its production, we'd like to send you an exclusive gift!
All you need to do is e-mail us your measurements. Let us know how you think you measure up in society. Our feeling is that your insecurities are a daily reminder that you dont measure up well at all. Why else would you purchase any of this garbage? Please check back with us this winter when our personality line is launched, maybe we can find an opinion or spine to fit you...
tell me you wouldnt buy my shit.
and personalize messages to my customers....
Congratualtions! Your our 100th customer. And to show you just how appreciative we are toward your blind faith in our product and lack of concern to its production, we'd like to send you an exclusive gift!
All you need to do is e-mail us your measurements. Let us know how you think you measure up in society. Our feeling is that your insecurities are a daily reminder that you dont measure up well at all. Why else would you purchase any of this garbage? Please check back with us this winter when our personality line is launched, maybe we can find an opinion or spine to fit you...
tell me you wouldnt buy my shit.