i kind of suck for doing this. but oh well.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I really only watch Family Guy anymore...)
✓ I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
×I've watched porn movies. (well then.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (hah. no, but i've dealt with psycho-exes... not fun, not fun.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (more like... all the time.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (why are you reading here? You wont get my secret.)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (at times? only... a lot.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (how terrible... :()
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (cause i brush my teeth, you whores!)
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (my boyfriend has even gotten irritated with my pessimism... which really only makes me more pessimistic...)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (i dont want to be a prostitute, but it seems so stupid that people cant do what they want with their bodies...)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (only a few close friends.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (dare time, woo.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (eh, no, not really... at all.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (livejournal, i dont have a xanga.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (no... i like my mom, she's pretty cool, actually.)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I say that I know, but I really dont.)
× I want to have children in the future. (i DETEST children.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (it wasnt awkward or anything, she was perfectly fine with it.)
× I am happy at this moment. ([sigh] alas...)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (yup, i will freely admit this.)
× Democrat. (neither. i'm more of the middle man. leaning more towards liberal, but with some conservative ideas.)
× Republican. (neither. [see Democrat option])
✓ I don't even know what I am. (close enough.)
× I am punk rockish. (it's stupid of you to even ask this.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (well. it's alright.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge. (O.O)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state. (dont know yet. i'm not in college. i'll probably go out of state, though...)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (completely. i carry two lighters and matches in my purse.
and i dont smoke.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (god, that sucked... a lot.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (i'd rather not talk about this one.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (SOMETIMES. emphasis on sometimes. none of these "worst people" i have dated.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (...why would i hate them? their food is gooooooooood. :))
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (it freaks a lot of people out, actually.)
× I can't whistle. (Well, I kind of cant. I can whistle while sucking air in, instead of blowing it out.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I own.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (i wish.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (this one depends on what it means to "get away with it" heh...)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (underage. :()
✓ I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (kind of, at least.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (i think the seeing people naked part would be the best part. but hey, that's just me.)
× I have terrible teeth. (my teeth are great.)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (...I honestly dont know... dear god.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses. (kisses feel more safe and intimate. so no, i like kisses.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. ([undecided])
✓ I can't stand being alone. (and i hate it.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (...i sometimes wish my father would reappear...)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (how pathetic.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (well, honestly depends on my mood.)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (again, depends on my mood.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (how depressing.)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (i dont own, but i've played many.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (i row... that's kind of out of the question.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (is this some kind of IRC reference?)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (can this be reversed? to... "Boy" "Girl" "Boy" ?)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (as i stated earlier, i'm obsessed with males... heh. :) sorry girls, but you just dont do it for me.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (i did that once. well, i didnt really "forget" to eat, i just never got around to it.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (wtfno.)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (i dont live on my own, though...)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (haaaaaaaaaaaah, no. HTML is fun and all. but that's just... bullllllllshit.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (woah, how cool. but sadly, no.)
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (am i a bad person for that?
well, i suppose it depends on the person. my good friends, i will sympathize/empathize with...)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (a bit slutty, maybe, but money greedy? nah.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (are you kidding me?)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (but i'm a TERRIBLE singer.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (in my own pool. i was alone.)
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (well... only part of me is Irish.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (...have you seen my boy?)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (well, no, i love both. :))
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (sometimes.)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (i dont "play" a sport, though. I row.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (you guys are all fine.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (no, i think i definately hate some people without loving them.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I really only watch Family Guy anymore...)
✓ I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
×I've watched porn movies. (well then.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (hah. no, but i've dealt with psycho-exes... not fun, not fun.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (more like... all the time.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (why are you reading here? You wont get my secret.)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (at times? only... a lot.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (how terrible... :()
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (cause i brush my teeth, you whores!)
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (my boyfriend has even gotten irritated with my pessimism... which really only makes me more pessimistic...)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (i dont want to be a prostitute, but it seems so stupid that people cant do what they want with their bodies...)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (only a few close friends.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (dare time, woo.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (eh, no, not really... at all.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (livejournal, i dont have a xanga.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (no... i like my mom, she's pretty cool, actually.)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I say that I know, but I really dont.)
× I want to have children in the future. (i DETEST children.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (it wasnt awkward or anything, she was perfectly fine with it.)
× I am happy at this moment. ([sigh] alas...)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (yup, i will freely admit this.)
× Democrat. (neither. i'm more of the middle man. leaning more towards liberal, but with some conservative ideas.)
× Republican. (neither. [see Democrat option])
✓ I don't even know what I am. (close enough.)
× I am punk rockish. (it's stupid of you to even ask this.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (well. it's alright.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge. (O.O)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state. (dont know yet. i'm not in college. i'll probably go out of state, though...)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (completely. i carry two lighters and matches in my purse.
and i dont smoke.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (god, that sucked... a lot.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (i'd rather not talk about this one.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (SOMETIMES. emphasis on sometimes. none of these "worst people" i have dated.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (...why would i hate them? their food is gooooooooood. :))
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (it freaks a lot of people out, actually.)
× I can't whistle. (Well, I kind of cant. I can whistle while sucking air in, instead of blowing it out.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I own.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (i wish.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (this one depends on what it means to "get away with it" heh...)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (underage. :()
✓ I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (kind of, at least.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (i think the seeing people naked part would be the best part. but hey, that's just me.)
× I have terrible teeth. (my teeth are great.)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (...I honestly dont know... dear god.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses. (kisses feel more safe and intimate. so no, i like kisses.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. ([undecided])
✓ I can't stand being alone. (and i hate it.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (...i sometimes wish my father would reappear...)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (how pathetic.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (well, honestly depends on my mood.)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (again, depends on my mood.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (how depressing.)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (i dont own, but i've played many.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (i row... that's kind of out of the question.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (is this some kind of IRC reference?)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (can this be reversed? to... "Boy" "Girl" "Boy" ?)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (as i stated earlier, i'm obsessed with males... heh. :) sorry girls, but you just dont do it for me.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (i did that once. well, i didnt really "forget" to eat, i just never got around to it.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (wtfno.)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (i dont live on my own, though...)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (haaaaaaaaaaaah, no. HTML is fun and all. but that's just... bullllllllshit.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (woah, how cool. but sadly, no.)
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (am i a bad person for that?
well, i suppose it depends on the person. my good friends, i will sympathize/empathize with...)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (a bit slutty, maybe, but money greedy? nah.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (are you kidding me?)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (but i'm a TERRIBLE singer.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (in my own pool. i was alone.)
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (well... only part of me is Irish.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (...have you seen my boy?)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (well, no, i love both. :))
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (sometimes.)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (i dont "play" a sport, though. I row.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (you guys are all fine.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (no, i think i definately hate some people without loving them.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.