I Have Discovered the Truth
Gerard Way is actually a magical hybrid-being cobbled together from spare parts of one of my best friends (Nathan "You're My Hag, Audra, Come To Prom With Me" H________ ) and my ex-boyfriend (Erich "They're Orcs, But IN SPACE, Let Me Tell You the Story of the Whole Game" G_____ ), sent back in time to be born before either of them and become a rockstar.