I can't help it, my brain just does that!
This morning, while gorggily driving to school and trying to quickly suck down a triple venti 5-pump pumpkin spice latte, I saw a car ahead of me with a bumper sticker for Mark Twain Elementary School. I was so out of it that I didn't even realize my brain had gone on a tangent until I thought There should be an Emily Dickenson Elementary, and their mascot should be the brown recluse spider.