Sherlock + Mean Girls
BRB LOLING FOREVER.
Sherlock: "Let me tell you something about Jim Moriarty. We were best friends when we were younger. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then when I was ten, I started solving my first crime, you know, the whole Carl Powers thing, and Jim was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow him off to go to a crime scene or something, he'd be like, "Why didn’t you invite me?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was a crime-themed party, I was like, "Jim, I can't invite you, because I think you're a psychopath." I mean, I couldn't have a psychopath at my party. There were gonna be loads of people there. I mean, right? He was a PSYCHOPATH. So then he called Mycroft and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of society because no one would talk to him, and he started kidnapping people and using them as suicide bombers, and now I guess he’s trying to kill me."
Sherlock: "Let me tell you something about Jim Moriarty. We were best friends when we were younger. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then when I was ten, I started solving my first crime, you know, the whole Carl Powers thing, and Jim was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow him off to go to a crime scene or something, he'd be like, "Why didn’t you invite me?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was a crime-themed party, I was like, "Jim, I can't invite you, because I think you're a psychopath." I mean, I couldn't have a psychopath at my party. There were gonna be loads of people there. I mean, right? He was a PSYCHOPATH. So then he called Mycroft and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of society because no one would talk to him, and he started kidnapping people and using them as suicide bombers, and now I guess he’s trying to kill me."