Ah how lecturers amuse us.

Apr 12, 2007 20:43

Oh yes... I am currently attempting to ignore all dramas until my term is over. Which should be in a week. Great. I'd love to rant about the reliability of my classmates and certain people which caused me and Li Sian to loose 4 hours of work time on our final acrylic. Thankfully we both pulled through the Marketing test while managing to somewhat complete the final acrylic. Compensation as usual, would be a night of sleep. Whee.

Good points of the day. Kin Sun was actually in somewhat of a good mood today. And because he was in such a good mood, he divulged to us that people have been complaining about his 'lateness' and his 'lack of presence' in class. Which to be honest, I am thankful for, and the person who complained, should be shot.

So after a good 30 minutes of explaining why he doesn't hound us for the whole of 4 hours of class (which I am THANKFUL for), he said this most amazing line about having clingy or overly dependent students. Or those who seem like they want him to be in for the whole of 4 hours

"I also dowan to be around you all too long. You guy stick to me oso, I'm not a gay. You girl stick to me oso, I got wife already."

.... Genius. No seriously. I never chocked so much at things he said today. I will proceed to list it down because it was just too amazing. At least he was being sarcastic yet not meaning to hurt ... That much. I think.

Here are some of the lines I heard today. One of the many critiques as said by Kin Sun. We should compile a book. No, really.

' You see this kid? Now imagine he is your brother. Or son. (we go like whut?) You know you paint like this ah. Look like TOYOL. (class proceeds to choke on sudden burst of uncontrollable laughter). You see the teeth ah? So white. The eyes like blind or monster."

' The shadow here on the woman's face yah, like moustache only. (facepalms) This painting can use to advertise GILETTE FOR WOMEN (headdesks). Smooth and shiny~"

' You see this Pavarotti and this other Pavarotti? This one face like Gardenia. This one face like High 5 (we are convinced he's talking about colour)'

Ok the last one wasn't said today, but it was said before and its worth laughing over XD;

And thus Kin Sun goes into his annual sharing session which he repeats almost every term. In which he teaches us how to pose properly for expressions and how to apply it onto other people etc etc. You have not lived until you see Kin Sun do all of the below.

1. React to a cockroach (his pose resembles that of men who have slightly dislocated hips or have a slipped disk).

2. The many 'angry' facial expressions of Kin Sun.

3. The stoning face of Kin Sun.

4. Kin Sun trying to smile sincerely, failing badly.

And at the end of it all, we wonder why we don't own super phone cameras to take pictures of his expressions and use them as emoticons or something. ROFL. Ah well at least he was somewhat nice. Albeit tactless but tact has never been one of his strong points so yeah 8D

Ah and a note to all.

UMAI FANSUBS HAS RELEASED ROMEO AND JULIET THE ANIME.... SUBBED. PLEASE GO WATCH AND SPREAD THE LOVE 8DDD 2nd episode was so love ;_;

I was contemplating cosplaying Juliet/Odie's Red Wind or armour version. Staying far far away from her dresses because poofy sleeves scare me. Since my first day slot is open anyways. ORZ I would have no Romeo XD;

P.S. LCK sauntered into our class while Kin Sun was going on his almighty self justification speech and I really do me saunter. He has a stride, which just from the BACK, you can tell its him. He comes in, goes to Kin Sun, takes tag, takes out a card, waves it at Kin Sun (he's still talking). My entire class STAAARESSSSSSSSS. And he goes out smiling that 8D smile of his and like... 'CONTINUE CONTINUE'. *saunters out*

*facepalms* My lecturers ORZ LAWL.

life, college

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