Open Letters
Dear Sinus Cavity,
How come we gotta go through this twice a year? I'm good to you, I irrigate you, I try not to drown you with dairy products, ... Please hurry up and finish this particular sinus infection. I have work to do.
No love,
Moi
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Dear Federal Student Monies,
Please get here soon. The sooner you do, the sooner I can leave and get on with real life- actual job, apartment near school, etc.
Luv,
Applicant #2092203-6
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Dear Weather,
Please cool down by the time I get the aforementioned apartment, as I may not be able to afford simple luxuries like air conditioning. A slanket may be stupid-looking, but it's a one-time investment in personal heating.
Thanks,
Me
How come we gotta go through this twice a year? I'm good to you, I irrigate you, I try not to drown you with dairy products, ... Please hurry up and finish this particular sinus infection. I have work to do.
No love,
Moi
+++
Dear Federal Student Monies,
Please get here soon. The sooner you do, the sooner I can leave and get on with real life- actual job, apartment near school, etc.
Luv,
Applicant #2092203-6
+++
Dear Weather,
Please cool down by the time I get the aforementioned apartment, as I may not be able to afford simple luxuries like air conditioning. A slanket may be stupid-looking, but it's a one-time investment in personal heating.
Thanks,
Me