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3rd Transmission [voice]

Nov 30, 2009 12:33

WHAT THE HELL.

[There's some very ominous sounding gobbling going on in this post, ladies and gentlemen. And some wet slopping sounds too.

And a very, very irate Abel.]

How... that doesn't even... why[Apparently, he just went with 'screw it', because the next sounds consist of yelling, some very vicious sounding swings, considering the bang that ( Read more... )

fucking turkeys, lasers!, this is stupid, turkeys?, gravy vision what?

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[voice] 1stclassgeneral November 30 2009, 21:09:33 UTC

Please tell me you killed a turkey.

[voice] carnagegod December 1 2009, 02:23:07 UTC

I killed a turkey.

[voice] 1stclassgeneral December 1 2009, 02:42:02 UTC

I approve. Heartily.

[voice] carnagegod December 1 2009, 02:43:26 UTC

Good.

[He doesn't want to have to deal with anyone from PETA here.]

[voice] 1stclassgeneral December 1 2009, 03:05:29 UTC

Perhaps we should attempt to kill all of them. How badly are we outnumbered?

[Has no idea what PETA even is.]

[voice] carnagegod December 1 2009, 03:13:53 UTC

[Thank Jesus]

Pretty badly. They move in large flocks. At least they aren't deadly.

[voice] 1stclassgeneral December 1 2009, 03:21:15 UTC

Only humiliating. Perhaps if we had the higher ground and could push something onto them.

[voice] carnagegod December 1 2009, 03:23:19 UTC

Doesn't anyone here have a flamethrower?

[voice] 1stclassgeneral December 1 2009, 03:25:32 UTC

[Oooh. Pretty fire. He wants it.]

I do not believe so but one can be quickly put together with a flammable liquid and an open flame.

[voice] carnagegod December 1 2009, 03:27:05 UTC

[fff I'm sure he does]

Great. I guess I'm off to buy a lighter and an air freshener bottle.

[voice] 1stclassgeneral December 1 2009, 03:28:21 UTC

Purchase several and I will assist. If the turkeys wish to wage war then they will not go unresisted.

[voice] carnagegod December 1 2009, 03:35:33 UTC

Sure....

[He does feel a little sorry for the turkeys. But not enough to reconsider this at all]

A little later. I'm gonna go make dinner.

[voice] 1stclassgeneral December 1 2009, 03:37:34 UTC

Feasting on the corpse of your enemies. I like it.

[voice] carnagegod December 1 2009, 03:38:31 UTC

They're turkeys, they're not smart enough to be enemies.

[voice] 1stclassgeneral December 1 2009, 03:49:26 UTC

And yet you are the one covered in gravy.

[voice] carnagegod December 1 2009, 04:01:13 UTC

It sneaked up on me.

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