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Okay, the soup tasted a little strange last night, I think I know why.
Someone must have put some sort of...hair growth tonic in my soup! My face is all...ew, fuzzy now. I don't like it. In addition to that, it obviously made my face go numb because I can't really smile anymore. That's made trying to talk to people a little awkward earlier, although they keep staring at me anyway. That's really rude.
I think that soup made me sick. It looks like I'll have to make a potion to fix that! Kids, class is still on, so I hope you're ready to do some wand work. But first...umm...does anybody know a shaving spell? This hair is itchy.
Someone must have put some sort of...hair growth tonic in my soup! My face is all...ew, fuzzy now. I don't like it. In addition to that, it obviously made my face go numb because I can't really smile anymore. That's made trying to talk to people a little awkward earlier, although they keep staring at me anyway. That's really rude.
I think that soup made me sick. It looks like I'll have to make a potion to fix that! Kids, class is still on, so I hope you're ready to do some wand work. But first...umm...does anybody know a shaving spell? This hair is itchy.