Im sorry to have kept this from you all

May 18, 2011 20:50

Well I have no idea how to say this or tell this to anyone , I guess this entry is all that I can do.

Ive currently discovered that Im pregnant, I have no clue what to do or who to turn too.

As such after much soul searching Ive decided to move to Africa , shave my hair off completely then to stay with the Masai warriors for a lengthly period of time. After which , I will return to this god forsaken area in South East Asia and wreak pure and utter havoc upon the entire male kind for what they have done to me. And by my side will be my future son whose name will be Koung Busha Mano. Together our hatred will raze this world to nothing. And in those darkest hour , a group of survivors will turn to this entry on a dusty computer unit. In that moment they will discover the weakness of me and future son is that of the penguin. Atonished by this sudden clue on how to defeat me and end my reign of terror and evil, the chosen few will begin a perilious journey to the ends of the earth to hunt down for my one true enemy. I have left this clue of my final weakness , so that years after the misery I have wrought has ended , the plathora of historians once again begin recording history they will realise that even in my darkest hour of tyranny and madness I offered salvation and that as such I should be as revered as I was feared. Enough the seeds of my downfall have been planted, I can feel Koung kickin inside me now. I have no time I must leave for Africa by dawn tomorrow. I bid you all salvation and pray you find death before I find you.

Now you wonder what could have been done to have stopped this unspeakable evil , well you see it could have been prevented by.....*drum roll* NOT LETTING YOUR LJ GET HACKED BY YOUR BRO WHO IS FEELING EVIL BUT YET CREATIVE BECAUSE YOU WOULDNT LET HIM ENJOY THE PERFECTURE THAT IS GAL GADOTS ASS.

Like my story nies MUAHAHAHHAAHAH

this is a joke get it please hahaha

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