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As much as I appreciate receiving chocolates, lustful Valentine poetry, and offers of being my knight in shining armor, I have to regretfully pass such offers from them. Mr. Romeo, you're not an exception. Most of them were from anonymous senders, but when you get the same things from others, over the years, you get an idea. Although I would appreciate it even more if there was a single offer to help me finish paperwork.
Any takers?
Thought not.
As for the anonymous that sent me a box of flavored condoms in red and pink: I know where you work.