Nicked from takhallus

[carmexgirl]

This is what happens when I get bored.  I just start writing profanities too see where they get me:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about My arse!

1. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and my arse would be as small as a pea.
2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub my arse'.
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as my arse would protect them from evil spirits!
4. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in my arse!
5. Ostriches stick their heads in my arse not to hide but to look for water.
6. Contrary to popular belief, my arse is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
7. If you drop my arse from the top of the Empire State Building, it will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
8. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than my arse.
9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of my arse.
10. My arse will always turn right when leaving a cave!

Number five is actually true.  No seriously, it's true.