East Bound & Down
Reading Gabe at Videogum, he put it best: "I want this show to be my dad."I re-watched the first season last night.. It was makeup sex and tacos good. My favorite quotest: "The amount of money I will be making will hurt your parents feelings" “I’m ready to fucking butt-fuck this party.” “I’m going to set up pussy appointments for you all the time.” “Listen here you beautiful bitch. I am about to fuck you up with some truth.” “I did not mean to kiss on her pussy, your fiancé.” “Remember that class where I taught y’all how to make it rain? That’s what I’m going to be doing. Every. Single. Night. Dollar dollar bills, ya'll” "You know how you all think there are two kinds of lesbians. There's the kind on Cinemax that get it on and are really hot. Then there's the mean kind. Ms. Carol is neither of those" “We’d all like to stand in the parking lot making crazy speeches.” "Alright you stoic little bastard. In the computer room, little second drawer where I keep my weed. Underneath the handgun there's a stash of porn that’ll put calluses on those little hands of yours." "A world of weed on the reg, yachts on the reg, skanks on the reg and pretty much everything else unhealthy on the reg" Who writes this shit?!?! Lordies. This and 30 Rock are the best shows on television.