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Jacksonville Florida Dictionary

• Appreciate = Preciate
• An Hour - Anar
• Aren't = Ain't
• Bacon = Beckon
• Bag = Beg
• Bag = Beg
• Barbed Wire = Bob War
• Bed - Bay-uhd
• Believe = Bleeve
• Bell = Bail
• Bill = Bee-yul
• Boiled - Boilt or Bald
• Born = Burn
• Borrowed = Bard
• Boss = Baws
• Box = Balks
• Bread = Bray-ed
• Brights = Brats
• Boy = Baugh-wee
• Can = Cay-un
• Carton = Cotton
• Check = Chake
• Cold = Code
• Computer = Puter
• Court = Coat
• Courtesy = Cur-see
• Dial = Dall
• Dead = Dayed
• Death = Dayth
• Dell (kind of computer = Dale
• Disk = Dee-yusk
• Do you = Ju
• Do What Your = Dootcher
• Dog = Dawg
• Double Wide = Dubba wide
• Dolphins = Dawfins
• Female = Sweet Thang
• For = Fur or Fer
• Going to = Ownna
• Hospital = Hastidle
• Important = Im-poor-tant
• Mile = Maul
• Order = Owduh
• Operating = Op-Uhh-Raten
• Properties = Prop-uhh-dees
• Roll - Row-uhl
• Speaker - Spaker
• Terrorist = Taraist (bush word)
• Them = Dem
• Tired = Tared
• Windows = Winders
• You Aren't = You Ain't
• Your - Yur