Pig is very wise. So today, because Pig is so wise and because everyone's stuck in the it's the middle of winter and I hate everything crazies, we're going to have the Pearls Before Swine: Everybody is Unsad meme. Comment here saying nice things about anyone. Anything! Anywhere. Say nice things, and then people will comment to your comment saying nice things about you.
It will be the best, unsaddest meme ever.
Yay!