first kiss meme

May 24, 2007 00:50



Comment with two characters I write know, and I'll tell you about their first kiss.

So far:

Angel/Seeley Booth for kita0610
Brooke/Sam for neverneverfic
Darla/Drusilla for lafemmedarla
Fred/Angel for myhappyface
Faith/Connor for cornerofmadness
Faith/River for madcap_shiny
Buffy/Faith for fake_smile

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carlyinrome May 24 2007, 06:36:59 UTC


Sharing a school was horrible enough. Sharing their parents was truly disgusting.

Sharing a sleeping space was the ninth circle of hell. Being poked by pitchforks and stuff.

“If you snore, I’ll kill you.”

Sam rolled her eyes, but did not actually look up at Brooke from her novel.

“I’m serious,” Brooke added, displeased that Sam had failed to react.

“And risk getting blood on your cheerleading outfit?” Sam said. She still didn’t look up.

Brooke huffed, and tried to think up something smart to say back. When she couldn’t manage anything, she jumped off her bed and across the room; she grabbed Sam’s book from her hands and threw it to the ground.

“Hey!” Brooke said. “You . . . shut up!”

Sam rose from the bed and faced fair Brookie off. “Nice retort, B. Very clever.”

“Oh my God, I hate you, you mousy, flat-chested, self-righteous . . . brat!”

“Not as much as I hate you, you moronic, insipid, washed-out cow!”

Brooke slapped Sam. Sam slapped Brooke. Brooke pushed Sam; Sam rocketed back and grabbed ahold of a thick chunk of Brooke’s hair.

Brooke shrieked and then, at this point as concerned with the welfare of her hair as she was with getting the better of Sam, tackled the brunette into her bed, so that Sam wouldn’t have enough leverage to damage her ’do, and she was still on top.

“Let go!”

“Make me!”

Sam gave a good tug. Brooke howled and pinched Sam, hard. Sam yelped and released her hold on Brooke’s golden tresses.

“Bitch,” Sam growled.

“Bigger bitch,” Brooke said.

Physicists would not be able to determine who kissed whom first, although they would certainly agree that several land speed records had been broken in the act.

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