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So board nothing to well thats not true i could do my ss hw, but i don't want to. I hate cold. yesterday i went to this holday party with cate ya and i sat on santa's lap (you know i so did not tell him that i am not that realgion and that his fack beard was commiming off) i got a chekered rug which was good and cate got a 30 pound domonos set.
Reasons for Being French
1- When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
2- Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
3- You get to eat insect food like snails and frog''s legs.
4- If there''s a war you can surrender really early.
5- You don''t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
6- You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people''s countries. 7- You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
8- Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
9- You don''t have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
10- People think you''re a great lover even when you''re not.
Reasons for Being French
1- When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
2- Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
3- You get to eat insect food like snails and frog''s legs.
4- If there''s a war you can surrender really early.
5- You don''t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
6- You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people''s countries. 7- You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
8- Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
9- You don''t have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
10- People think you''re a great lover even when you''re not.