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blond jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
- She called me to get my phone number
- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
- She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
- She tried to put M&M' s in alphabetical order.
- She sat on the TV and watched the couch.
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- She tried to drown a fish.
- She thought a quarterback was a refund.
- She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
- They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
- Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
- She tripped over a cordless phone.
- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius."
- She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
- She studied for a blood test.
- She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
- She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
- She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
- She sold the car for gas money.
- When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
- She called me to get my phone number
- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
- She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
- She tried to put M&M' s in alphabetical order.
- She sat on the TV and watched the couch.
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- She tried to drown a fish.
- She thought a quarterback was a refund.
- She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
- They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
- Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
- She tripped over a cordless phone.
- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius."
- She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
- She studied for a blood test.
- She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
- She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
- She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
- She sold the car for gas money.
- When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.