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About a week ago, I read this article on the Men's Health website about 20 Things She Wishes You Knew About Her or How To Get Laid or something along those lines that had gems like these:
You can put down the weights and the protein shakes. You might want us to be perfect looking; we simply want you not to be fat.
Real men drive stick shift.
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You can put down the weights and the protein shakes. You might want us to be perfect looking; we simply want you not to be fat.
Real men drive stick shift.
I'm ( Read more... )
I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
that one goes for me about you tho
omg thosr fucking things. its liek girls at spartini would be like OMG U READ OURMINDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
and probably scratch their ears off with chopstciks
gd i know hwat u mean
like ia lways whang on about like oh iw ana chanel bag or something but if someone actually spent the moneyid be like WTF GIVE ME THE MONEY INSTEAD R U INSANE WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONA DO WITH THAT
manolos r so shitty and overrated
go d for someone who is POORR u eat AMAZINGLY u always have liek the fanciest foodwhen me and paul go out we have liek PIZZA AND SALAD
or a G LASS OF WATER and a PIECE OF CHEESE or something liek that
god those mens health things
real men drive stic k shift
oh for fucks SAKE
If I'm not having sex with you, I'm . . . a.) . . . having a fat day. b.) . . . not feeling "connected" to you. c.) . . . blackmailing you to get something I want.
or d) not surpressing my under lying feelings ur not right for me bt not moving on to anyone else yet because i havent managed to seal the deal but in time iw illd um p u r ass for someone better u piece of shit
god that whole thing
it just
riles me
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