A Story of Great Proportions - Part VIII!
Horny Dawnie turned to Wacky Jacqui and looked puzzled, “Wacky Jacqui, how are we going to wake her up? I want to know her plan!”
“Hmm,” mused Wacky Jacqui, “By George! I think I’ve got it!”
“Then share it with the rest of us!” Dan Dan cried.
“Go with me on this…” Wacky Jacqui told everyone, “Hey, look everyone…” she said, slowly raising her voice, “IT’S ROBBIE WILLIAMS!”
“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” screamed Horny Dawnie in wild-crazy-pop-fan sort of a fashion.
YYY rolled his eyes. His disgust at the Port Vale Fan was extended from here to eternity and back again.
Suddenly, Carly Barley jumped out of the large thorn bush, “ROBBIE WILLIAMS?! What?! Where!?”
(in reality, this was just a blatant excuse for the scriptwriters to have lots and lots of photos of the very gorgeous Robbie splattered across part eight.)
When Carly Barley realised that the other members of the Chet Possy were indeed playing a very cruel trick upon her, of which she was not best impressed, she frowned, then sat upon a step and crossed her arms, “Fine, you want to know the plan…”
Wacky Jacqui winked at Horny Dawnie and Horny Dawnie grinned.
“Right, well, aliens. They love their food as much as me and Dan Dan, so… firstly, we take them out for a very expensive all-you-can-eat fifteen course meal and fill them so full of food that they wouldn’t be able to move…”
“… then I’d strike a match under their toenails and burn their toes off…”
“Violent,” YYY remarked.
“Indeed,” said Horny Dawnie.
“… then I’d tickle their feet with feather dusters until they give in and tell me their secret recipe for chemical destruction of the world…”
“Feather Dusters. Genius,” laughed Dan Dan.
“… and then I’D blow THEM up with their own secret recipe!” revealed Carly Barley.
“Legend,” said YYY.
Carly Barley looked pretty impressed with herself, “However, they probably only eat brains, so I’d have to round up all the chavs in the world and feed them chavbrains. Then again, they would get hungry really quickly… hmm…”
“Liking the plan Carly Barley. That’ll blow the buggers up!” Horny Dawnie laughed.
Just then, some strange buzzing and beeping could be heard from above…
The aliens had returned…
Tune in next time folks to see just what happens to the aliens, if Carly Barley will ever get over her Robbie Williams “phase” as YYY likes to hope it is, and if Horny Dawnie will continue with her ever-so-clever ideas…