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Wow it's been a long time since I last updated my journal. But since then I have done many exciting things like I went on a safari in Africa, where I wrestled a lion then beat him with a small but very annoying goat, it was amazing. Then I went to New Zealand where they filmed the Lord of the Rings and met real Hobbits who are actually very mean and I ended up fighting one, but since he was so short I just kept kicking him and he couldn't reach me and eventually passed out from massive head trauma. But now that I am home I have decided to publish my journals that I kept on not only these adventure but the others I went on until then.
I'm out. Free the Carnies.
I'm out. Free the Carnies.