SHREEEEEEEEEEEKING
So, this morning I was rudely awakened by a shreeking noise outside my window. It sounded as if my entire first grade class was outside my window - trying to wake me up. You could only imagine me being discontent because as Howard so eliquently says - the importance of sleep should only come second to water!!!
As I'm laying there groggy eyed with bad breathe the sound is identified. A flock of seagulls had decided to congergrate outside my window. It sounded as if I was at THE CAPE. Automatically I saw visions of the seagulls attacking our townhouse because, well, I hate birds! Especailly seagulls. They are so unbelievebly annoying - the way they beg for food while your trying to get a tan. Not to mention if you do give them something all you get is bunch of white shit on your car in return. Unable to fall asleep I wondered why these seagulls had come to Burlington Vt - let alone Saint Mikes. You see we have a lake (a big lake) but it was most def still frozen and even though signs of spring all point to YES Tommy M informed me that snow may be on its way!!!
So - there I am laying when all of a sudden a light blub goes off. Literally it could have been a cartoon because it was obvious that the seagulls consisted of males (and males alone) attracted to last nights stale beer thrown across the nipple from the night before! :)