Weekend Recap
1. Hit the Matador.
2. Got too shitfaced to walk a straight line
3. Got maybe three or four hours of sleep.
4. Worked.
5. Had Tal, Kiba, Dezzy and Photo over.
6. Got too shitfaced to walk a straight line. Faceplanted on my couch.
7. Slept maybe two or three hours.
8. Bought a Czech gas mask and an awesome new coat.
9. Got picked up by Tal.
10. Bought some vodka. Drank a bit of it.
11. Picked up Justin.
12. Bought more booze.
13. Dropped a half of a half gallon of Jim Beam.
14. Cried.
15. Cried some more.
16. Got too shit faced to walk a straight line.
17. Bit Joe.
18. Drank some more.
19. Became furniture while everybody apparently played Rock Band shirtless.
20. Got two or thee hours of sleep.
21. Wake up. Can't find my glasses.
22. Yell at everybody and apparently make everybody afraid of me.
23. Tal babies me until I stop whining at everybody.
24. Drive everywhere for food until discovering everywhere is busy and has lines out the door
25. Drive clear out to Beaverton (from SE PDX) for dim sum. On the way there hit a patch of oil and almost go off of an overpass. Tal's car is fucked and stranded in Beaverton.
26. Have dim sum with party people anyway.
27. Semi-re teach myself to eat with chopstocks
28. Have about 4 bites of food before realizing I'm too sick feeling and tired and stressed out to eat.
29. Get ride back to Tal's and Joe lets me borrow his glasses despite me biting him. Go Joe!
30. Bore Tal with details about how much of a mess I am.
31. Find glasses in my inner coat pocket.
32. Ask Talon to deck me for being a fucking retard. He respectively declines but he really should've't done it.
33. Drink a little bit
34. Awkwardly hit on Talon.
35. Sleep for maybe an hour.
36. Start drinking again.
37. Go to Kiba's
38. Start drinking yet again.
39. Head to Roxy. Midway there a black dude asks me for a smoke. I give him a cigarette and he smokes me out.
40. Finally get to the Roxy and proceed to hit on a 16 year old
41. Find out person is 16
42. Make this face D:
43. Harass Josey and some dude named Blaine.
44. Pick up a hunk of chili cheese fries and smear them all over my face.
45. Spit up chili cheese fries all over the plate.
46. Renard and Bennet think this is hilarious
47. Everybody else does not.
48. Take a shot of ranch dressing.
49. Discreetly pour vodka into my coffee
50. Do more foolish things including hitting on a 15 year old
51. Find out dude is 15
52. Make this face DD:
53. Grind on Phenique because it makes him uncomfortable.
54. Grind on Josey because it makes him uncomfortable.
55. Grind on Kiyosh and Maru. It does not make them uncomfortable.
56. Slowly back a way.
57. Spill vodka all over my leg.
58. Go to Scandals.
59. Bitch at everybody about my life.
60. ??????
61. Lose my wallet.
62. ?????
63. ?????
64. !!!??
65. Wake up smelling of booze and regret.
2. Got too shitfaced to walk a straight line
3. Got maybe three or four hours of sleep.
4. Worked.
5. Had Tal, Kiba, Dezzy and Photo over.
6. Got too shitfaced to walk a straight line. Faceplanted on my couch.
7. Slept maybe two or three hours.
8. Bought a Czech gas mask and an awesome new coat.
9. Got picked up by Tal.
10. Bought some vodka. Drank a bit of it.
11. Picked up Justin.
12. Bought more booze.
13. Dropped a half of a half gallon of Jim Beam.
14. Cried.
15. Cried some more.
16. Got too shit faced to walk a straight line.
17. Bit Joe.
18. Drank some more.
19. Became furniture while everybody apparently played Rock Band shirtless.
20. Got two or thee hours of sleep.
21. Wake up. Can't find my glasses.
22. Yell at everybody and apparently make everybody afraid of me.
23. Tal babies me until I stop whining at everybody.
24. Drive everywhere for food until discovering everywhere is busy and has lines out the door
25. Drive clear out to Beaverton (from SE PDX) for dim sum. On the way there hit a patch of oil and almost go off of an overpass. Tal's car is fucked and stranded in Beaverton.
26. Have dim sum with party people anyway.
27. Semi-re teach myself to eat with chopstocks
28. Have about 4 bites of food before realizing I'm too sick feeling and tired and stressed out to eat.
29. Get ride back to Tal's and Joe lets me borrow his glasses despite me biting him. Go Joe!
30. Bore Tal with details about how much of a mess I am.
31. Find glasses in my inner coat pocket.
32. Ask Talon to deck me for being a fucking retard. He respectively declines but he really should've't done it.
33. Drink a little bit
34. Awkwardly hit on Talon.
35. Sleep for maybe an hour.
36. Start drinking again.
37. Go to Kiba's
38. Start drinking yet again.
39. Head to Roxy. Midway there a black dude asks me for a smoke. I give him a cigarette and he smokes me out.
40. Finally get to the Roxy and proceed to hit on a 16 year old
41. Find out person is 16
42. Make this face D:
43. Harass Josey and some dude named Blaine.
44. Pick up a hunk of chili cheese fries and smear them all over my face.
45. Spit up chili cheese fries all over the plate.
46. Renard and Bennet think this is hilarious
47. Everybody else does not.
48. Take a shot of ranch dressing.
49. Discreetly pour vodka into my coffee
50. Do more foolish things including hitting on a 15 year old
51. Find out dude is 15
52. Make this face DD:
53. Grind on Phenique because it makes him uncomfortable.
54. Grind on Josey because it makes him uncomfortable.
55. Grind on Kiyosh and Maru. It does not make them uncomfortable.
56. Slowly back a way.
57. Spill vodka all over my leg.
58. Go to Scandals.
59. Bitch at everybody about my life.
60. ??????
61. Lose my wallet.
62. ?????
63. ?????
64. !!!??
65. Wake up smelling of booze and regret.