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May 29, 2005 16:40

DogSoldier009: hell yes
DogSoldier009: the amazing shrot people
DogSoldier009: i was singing it in the shower just now
DogSoldier009: it's madness
gerbo321: MADNESS
DogSoldier009: it's great......great....MIDNIGHT MADNESS!
gerbo321: Its not midnight
DogSoldier009: the flowers, in stailey's class, the midnight madness
DogSoldier009: it's maaaaaaaaaadness
gerbo321: madness has taken you
DogSoldier009: to midnight
gerbo321: what is this midnight you speak of
DogSoldier009: the floooooowers, in mr. staley's ag. science
DogSoldier009: that we planted
DogSoldier009: midnight madness!
gerbo321: oh yeah
gerbo321: now i remember
DogSoldier009: that's right you do
DogSoldier009: you haven't written any have you
DogSoldier009: you son of a bitch!
gerbo321: have you?
DogSoldier009: yes
DogSoldier009: still not finished, but i have pages and you don't
DogSoldier009: so i rule!
gerbo321: i'll do it
gerbo321: if i force it out then it will suck
DogSoldier009: when
DogSoldier009: we're talking about writting right?
DogSoldier009: i don't want to know about your nasty bowel movments
gerbo321: lol
gerbo321: your mean
DogSoldier009: i know
DogSoldier009: i must sleep!
gerbo321: what time is it there?
DogSoldier009: naps times
DogSoldier009: 12:30
DogSoldier009: afternoon
gerbo321: not midnight!
DogSoldier009: no
gerbo321: COOL
gerbo321: lets play pokeman
DogSoldier009: midnight madness!
DogSoldier009: ok!
gerbo321: sweet!
DogSoldier009: ..........
DogSoldier009: go!
gerbo321: 00000000000000000
DogSoldier009: ......................0
gerbo321: POKIMON with the poke and the mon and the jello pudding
DogSoldier009: LOL
DogSoldier009: why is my caps lock on!
DogSoldier009: i did not push it!
DogSoldier009: those bastards
gerbo321: GHOSTS

gerbo321: the ghost of biill cosby is fucking with you
DogSoldier009: ....isn't he alive still
gerbo321: no
DogSoldier009: when did he die
gerbo321: didnt you see that Tv movie about the fishing trip he went on with William Shatner. Will got rapped by rednecks and Bill shoot the rednecks with an arrow, then the two of them had to canoe for their lifes but the rednecks caught up with them and killed Bill.
DogSoldier009: oooooooh yesh, Billiverance
gerbo321: lol, yeah
DogSoldier009: that was a good movie
gerbo321: yeah
gerbo321: i havent seen it in so long
DogSoldier009: me neither
gerbo321: think it has been about 3 years
DogSoldier009: grubby little fingers, and dirty little minds, they're gonna get ya every time
gerbo321: i'm going to buy and mail you a short person
DogSoldier009: sweet
DogSoldier009: i will put it on a leash and get a boombox and walk around playing that song
gerbo321: lol
gerbo321: that would be so fucking awesome
DogSoldier009: lol i know
gerbo321: i almost think we should write a really fucked up, insane, off the wall, crazy ass comedy based on our AIM conversations
DogSoldier009: oh we could
gerbo321: just like a look at the lifes of people in a town. there would be the guy with the midget on a leesh who plays that song,....i dont remember what else we have talked about but there is a lot
gerbo321: oh, two people watching Billieverance
DogSoldier009: lol
DogSoldier009: or just like two guys sitting in a basement talking about random crap then it shows what they say, like little shorts
gerbo321: fuck yeah, that would be great
DogSoldier009: yesh it would
gerbo321: that is almost like what we were doing before
gerbo321: maybe we should finish that
DogSoldier009: yup
gerbo321: we have like 50 pages i think
DogSoldier009: what
gerbo321: that script you were going to come here to shoot but arent anymore
DogSoldier009: ooooooooh the zombie thing
gerbo321: yah
gerbo321: yeah it is 48 pages long right now
DogSoldier009: we shouldn't have stories though
DogSoldier009: just shorts of random crap they talk about
gerbo321: yeah that would be better
gerbo321: easier to sell to
DogSoldier009: much more funny it would be
gerbo321: ok yoda
DogSoldier009: and they fight zombies in between still
gerbo321: lol
DogSoldier009: oooo, sarcasim i sense, zombies must we fight
DogSoldier009: yeeeeees
DogSoldier009: i'm hungry brb
DogSoldier009: mmmmm.....fetus
DogSoldier009 is away at 3:48:21 PM.
DogSoldier009 returned at 3:56:45 PM.
DogSoldier009: and one guuy could talk about what he would do if he had a midget
DogSoldier009: like it would cut away and there would be a V.O. of him and it would show what he is doing with the midget
gerbo321: OH YEAH
gerbo321: this could be good
DogSoldier009: oh it will be good
DogSoldier009: i need bread
DogSoldier009: brb
DogSoldier009: no bread
DogSoldier009: my day i ruined
gerbo321: i'll send you some
DogSoldier009: sweeeeet
DogSoldier009: have you seen The Lance Krawl Show
gerbo321: no
DogSoldier009: it's so funny man
DogSoldier009: it's on Spike tv
DogSoldier009: it reminds me of the shit we talk about
DogSoldier009: they do skits and shit, not like snl or madtv, not infront of an audience
gerbo321: infront of who then?
DogSoldier009: cameras
DogSoldier009: it's really fucking funny
DogSoldier009: and they always do like asian kung-fu parodies
gerbo321: fucking sweet
gerbo321: what time/day ?

DogSoldier009: i'm not sure
DogSoldier009: maybe sunday or something
DogSoldier009: i don't know, the next time i see it i'll tell you when it was on
gerbo321: you better
DogSoldier009: oh i will you son of a bitcha
gerbo321: what is a bitcha?
DogSoldier009: you are
DogSoldier009: foooooool
DogSoldier009: yes! Point Break!
DogSoldier009: Keanu rocks!
gerbo321: stickanu it better
DogSoldier009: yup
DogSoldier009: but! there is no 'c'
DogSoldier009: just 'stik'
DogSoldier009: i don't know why, i think when i first did it i just forgot the 'c'
DogSoldier009: because i'm retarded
gerbo321: lol
gerbo321: i did that with the production logo for my now defucnt production company
gerbo321: i spelled it wrong and decidied to just keep it that way
DogSoldier009: lol
DogSoldier009: i made a production company, we don't do anything...........yet (dum dum duuuuuuuuum), but we're called, High Octane Productions
gerbo321: mine was Midget Widget Pictures
DogSoldier009: lol
gerbo321: named after the dildo we had to buy for our first and only film
gerbo321: which you still havn't seen
DogSoldier009: lol niiiiice
DogSoldier009: i want to
gerbo321 wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Griffin\My Documents\My Videos\brunch_0001.wmv.
DogSoldier009: if it didn't take 700000 hours
gerbo321: well dont log off and just leave this running
gerbo321: it will be done by morning
DogSoldier009: i only have one phone line
DogSoldier009: i don't know if i can do that
DogSoldier009: but i will
DogSoldier009: damnit! maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of my life
gerbo321: lol
DogSoldier009: my penis
DogSoldier009: the diet dr. pepper makes me thirst for.....dr. pepper
gerbo321: i hate diet dr pepper
DogSoldier009: well it hates your mom
DogSoldier009: today sunday? or sat.
gerbo321: sunday
DogSoldier009: damnit
DogSoldier009: i never know what day it is in the summer
gerbo321: yeah i know
gerbo321: it is kinda annoying
DogSoldier009: yup
DogSoldier009: but berry swirls and cream philidelpha cream cheese is delicious
DogSoldier009: i've never had it though
gerbo321: have tried nipples covered in cum?
DogSoldier009: that's my favortie
DogSoldier009: or favorite, which ever your preffer
gerbo321: i really like fuavuorutieue
DogSoldier009: as you should
DogSoldier009: you hoe!
DogSoldier009: ooooooooh snap son!
gerbo321: shite you got me there
DogSoldier009: you want some Kool-aide?
gerbo321: OH YEAH!
DogSoldier009: i wish i was Keanu Reeves
gerbo321: i wish i had some cocaine
DogSoldier009: oh no, oh no, oh no!..............OH YEAH!
gerbo321: we seriously need to log our conversations and put them on a website
DogSoldier009: who wants coke when there's heroin
DogSoldier009: and sure
DogSoldier009: you do it though
DogSoldier009: i don't know how
gerbo321: maybe i will!
DogSoldier009: good!
DogSoldier009: fine!
DogSoldier009: blowjob!
DogSoldier009: all right!
gerbo321: http://www.ericrice.com/cyber.txt
DogSoldier009: only 11 hours to go
gerbo321: you gotta read that
gerbo321: i made a livejounral account for our exploits
gerbo321: when one of us logoffs I'll post the transsript of our conversation there
DogSoldier009: lol dude that's great, i want to do that to someone
gerbo321: so make sure to link everyone to it
gerbo321: what are you doing to someone?
DogSoldier009: noooooothin'
gerbo321: http://www.livejournal.com/users/carlandgriffin/
DogSoldier009: how do i get to the account for the journal of liveness
DogSoldier009: oooooooo, sounds sexy
gerbo321: that is the link to read it
gerbo321: if you wanna log in and post something then the log in name is...
Login --- Carlandgriffin
password --- **** (Edited so you bitches can't see it, everything else appears just as it did in our conversation)
DogSoldier009: griff D!
DogSoldier009: that's your name now
gerbo321: SWEET FUCK!
DogSoldier009: sup griff d.
gerbo321: there i made the first post
gerbo321: sup Carl J
DogSoldier009: holy shit dude
DogSoldier009: CJ
gerbo321: and when were done talking I'll post this
DogSoldier009: bloodninja that guyy rocks
DogSoldier009: did you post the password
gerbo321: say what whosit?
gerbo321: no. only you and I know the password stupid
gerbo321: oh yeah, i'll have to make sure to blank that out when I post this conversation
DogSoldier009: you, i, and god
DogSoldier009: and satan
gerbo321: i didnt tell god did you?
gerbo321: you fucking jerk
DogSoldier009: and some some others i let know
gerbo321: i thought this was just for you and me and now it is a fucking four some
DogSoldier009: but that's it i swear
gerbo321: GODDAMMMMMMIITU
DogSoldier009: oh and my friends granma
DogSoldier009: with a d
gerbo321: my grandma lost her D
DogSoldier009: that sucks
gerbo321: i know
DogSoldier009: we should buy her a new one
gerbo321: fuck that
gerbo321: you do it
DogSoldier009: it's not my granma
gerbo321: not mine either
DogSoldier009: ...hmm
DogSoldier009: damn Keanu Reeves rocks
gerbo321: I always kinda perfered Sting myself
DogSoldier009: you would you perv
gerbo321: lol
gerbo321: RANDY NEWMAN HATES SHORT PEOPLE!
DogSoldier009: you know those Halls Fruit Breezers
gerbo321: yeah i know of them
DogSoldier009: i think they work better as suppositories
gerbo321: totally
gerbo321: i usually do both
gerbo321: stuff always tastes better after it has been in your rectum
DogSoldier009: that's true
DogSoldier009: speak into the microphone squid brain!
gerbo321: i dont understand that
DogSoldier009: damn you garry busey
gerbo321: i miss that show with im
gerbo321: him*
gerbo321: it was stupid
DogSoldier009: so do i
DogSoldier009: i loved it
gerbo321: same
gerbo321: i appearently love stupid TV
gerbo321: like that BSTV on VH1
gerbo321: i stayed up til 2 int he morning last night watching it
DogSoldier009: and stupid people
DogSoldier009: i make love to stupid people
DogSoldier009: long and hard and dumb
DogSoldier009: and hard
DogSoldier009: only 10 hours 56 mins
gerbo321: yeah fuck that
gerbo321: i have to go in like 30 seconds
DogSoldier009: i have to cum in like 30 seconds
gerbo321: i thin it would be easier if i just burned you a copy and mailed it to you
gerbo321: you better get jerkin then
DogSoldier009: i have already started
DogSoldier009: and you should burn it and send it to me
gerbo321: i just said that
DogSoldier009: i'll e-mail my adress
DogSoldier009: liar
gerbo321: i am
DogSoldier009: you am
gerbo321: SHITE!
gerbo321: but another time
DogSoldier009: pipe!
gerbo321: i really gotta go
DogSoldier009: later
gerbo321: shite calls!
gerbo321: shite pipe, that sounds cool
DogSoldier009: and calls and calls
DogSoldier009: you wish
gerbo321: later
DogSoldier009: ooooooooooooh shite son!
gerbo321: lol
DogSoldier009: later
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