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Jun 26, 2005 21:02


TOP 15 THINGS TO DO IN A BORING MOVIE:

1) Wear a top hat

2) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "IT'S SNOWING!!"

3) Say, "OOOHHHHH!" if people kiss.

4) Clap when the good guy dies.

5) Make a "fart noise" and then say, "AHhhhhh!"

6) Start fake-wheezing then ask the nearest person for their food.

7) When the bad guy says/does something devious, yell, "Watch OUT!"

8) Laugh loud at all the corny jokes.

9) Tell the person sitting next to you that you have diarrhea then wink and smile at him.

10) Wear a cape, and when its your turn in the concession line, yell, "I'M BATMAN!" and run away.

11) Tell people that they can't sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

12) Yell, "STOP MOLESTING ME!"

13) Put a kernel on the person if front of you's head and see how long it takes to fall off.

14) Stare at the person accross the aisle from you until they see you.  When they do, look back at the screen quickly until they look at you again.  Repeat.

15) Put candy in your mouth to get it wet, then try to stick it to the screen.

HAHAHAHA wow...for some reason this made me start cracking up...

COMMENT!

alright...im gonna go enjoy a nice bowl of chocolate ice cream...yesss.....

later gators

carly
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