THem's critters good eatin'

[carl_jr]

So I spent today learning how to play the spoons. Yeah, like dining utensil spoons. You put them in between your fingers and bang them against your leg. It's possibly the greatest hillbilly instrument ever, besides the washboard. I saw a guy at an experimental music concert yesterday who wailed on the spoons, so I decided to give it a try. I'm already, like, the best ever at the spoons. Here's a short, hillbilly guide to playing the spoons:

It's a trifle hard to eat squirrels when ye ain't got no choppers