Ah, the holidays!
Hello my lovelies! The holidays are nearly over and I had a blast! This year was full of expeditions of exploring the depths of the world wide web! Have you all heard of Craigslist.com? It's a great site. One day I was very bored. Pleasuring myself was not doing it's job, I just needed some, SPICE. Not old spice you guys! LOL! So I went on this site and saw an ad for a young 20 year old seeking a hot
passionate
sexy
night of just
hot passionate
sexy
LOVE MAKING! LOL!
Let me just say, I was game. So I sent a notice to this young man. He wanted to see a picture. I am not very happy about my body and physique! Those doughnuts do a number on you! LOL!
I sent this young man a picture of Waldo Geraldo Faldo. He cursed at me! I didn't think the picture was that bad, I told him it was a distorted fun house mirror picture ! LOL! So then i sent him a picture of Stephon, Urkels alter ego. He was dying to meet me.
Well we met in front of the sears tower. He took one look at my Cubs shirt i said i was going to wear and said.."Carl?" I replied, "Yes..;)(wink)" HE STARTED TO RUN! LOL! Silly boy. Know never to run from a cop. Now, I didn't mase or pepper spray him that would be abusing supplies. I used chemicals that i've conjured up before this happend. I knew that this exact situation would happen. I was prepared.
So anyway, he was unconscious.
I took him to a back street and did everything I could think of with him. Well, not with him but you know what I mean! LOL. After that I stuffed a bottle up *places*(If you catch my drift! LOL) and broke it. I don't know why i broke it. He shouldnt've ran! LOL! I left him somewhere but I forget where. OH wells.
Well I'm bored now. I'm going to put up an ad for someone to accompany me to see either Rent or Brokeback mountain. Yum Jake!
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passionate
sexy
night of just
hot passionate
sexy
LOVE MAKING! LOL!
Let me just say, I was game. So I sent a notice to this young man. He wanted to see a picture. I am not very happy about my body and physique! Those doughnuts do a number on you! LOL!
I sent this young man a picture of Waldo Geraldo Faldo. He cursed at me! I didn't think the picture was that bad, I told him it was a distorted fun house mirror picture ! LOL! So then i sent him a picture of Stephon, Urkels alter ego. He was dying to meet me.
Well we met in front of the sears tower. He took one look at my Cubs shirt i said i was going to wear and said.."Carl?" I replied, "Yes..;)(wink)" HE STARTED TO RUN! LOL! Silly boy. Know never to run from a cop. Now, I didn't mase or pepper spray him that would be abusing supplies. I used chemicals that i've conjured up before this happend. I knew that this exact situation would happen. I was prepared.
So anyway, he was unconscious.
I took him to a back street and did everything I could think of with him. Well, not with him but you know what I mean! LOL. After that I stuffed a bottle up *places*(If you catch my drift! LOL) and broke it. I don't know why i broke it. He shouldnt've ran! LOL! I left him somewhere but I forget where. OH wells.
Well I'm bored now. I'm going to put up an ad for someone to accompany me to see either Rent or Brokeback mountain. Yum Jake!
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