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Aug 24, 2004 15:04


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word to yo motha. __electro_cute August 25 2004, 12:49:15 UTC
hi carleigh. this is Wilma. Hannah's mom. i would really like it if you would take those pictures of hannah off your journal right now! you really need to respect my opinion on this. there are internet stalkers out there and i don't want them ringing my doorbell at all hours of the night asking to insert their penises inside my daughter. hannah needs to get her sleep. and we don't refer to our friends as "hott" that is just inappropriate and queer. i am finding that my daughter has lesbian tendencies and to be honest it frightens me.

well.. now that we got that out. wanna go clubbin' tonight? i'm hornier than a porn star on crack. i need to get my dance on. especially now that i'm rocking these hot liberty spikes of mine. pete just isn't doing it for me. i need somebody young hot and fresh.

now please respect my opinion while i go shoot up heroine.

a concerned mother, Big Wilm.

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Re: word to yo motha. dark_ramblings August 25 2004, 22:07:12 UTC
dear hannah, this is butch, marisas father
will you please tell wilma, and peter if he so pleases
to come over to my house
i like to have premiscuous sex
and i hate the emotional ties..
therefore your parents shall do me wonders
one can work the video camera
while i have sex with the other
it will be fun, and i mean, i havent had young meat in a while
so if you want to come i would be pleased
also... tell marisa to be home by 9:30 tonight, she needs her sleep
shes getting fat
sincerely and with love,
Butch Mazzarella

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Re: word to yo motha. __electro_cute August 25 2004, 22:22:08 UTC
why hello there mr. Mazzarella
this is mrs. burke. they call me Big Wilm on the streets and under the sheets ;-) these booty calls kids do these days seem so exciting. they aren't for my daughter hannah though. NO NO she is a virgin and will be one until she is forty.
hannah can only come have sex with you if i hold her hand. and feel her lots of lasagnia afterwards. she needs her protein. marisa can join too. i can feed her some SlimFast milkshakes. since she is really fat.

then we can all hit the bong together.
respect my opinion, Wilma Burke.

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Re: word to yo motha. dark_ramblings August 26 2004, 10:49:56 UTC
wel then big wilm *eh eh* i cant wait to see your pretty pink face in my doorway
ill only have tighty whiteys on, so you can see my huge package
and then we can get it on
ill be waiting
*xoxoxoxoxoxoxo**xxx*
<3 Mr. Mazzarella <3
(but you sweetheart, can call me butch)

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Re: word to yo motha. __electro_cute August 26 2004, 20:40:44 UTC
ooh butch.
your sex was so hot last night.
sorry about your floor.. and your bed.
i'll buy you a new bed.
and i do some carpentry work .. so i'll fix your floor too.
call the wilma hotline again sometime.

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