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Jun 21, 2005 22:21

note: my mom's pregnant. so my sister came home and my mom ate all my sister's gallon of icecream. my sister flips out, to which my mother responds "the baby ate it!" (my mom is like 3 weeks pregnant.)

My parents and I just went to dinner and my mom and I were talking about moving my things out of the basement because we're having it redone:
my mom: so we can throw out all the things you don't need anymore!
me: why don't you throw out your things. you need to change. and stop throwing out other people's stuff.
my mom: NO!! I WONT!!
me: is that the baby talking? because you sure are acting like one.
my mom: YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY!!
me: you look like you ate a baby.
my mom: [spits water at me, all over my shirt, in the middle of the restaurant.]

she is such a baby.

haha.
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