The Evil Bunnies.
A number of folks got a bunny from me for Christmas.
Along with this note:
I have created an army of Evil Bunnies.
I have sent forth my minions to do my bidding, and that bidding is to wreak havoc on the world as you see fit. The Evil Bunnies have seen battle. Some are wounded. Some are missing limbs. This just makes them stronger.
The Evil Bunnies respond best when named. I have not named the Bunnies, in order to prevent the Evil Bunny’s power from falling into the wrong hands. Only YOU can assign the correct name to your Evil Bunny. There are many possibilities, so long as it is alliterative and EVIL. Some possibilities are: ButtCrack the Bunny, Bismark the Bunny, Booger the Bunny…
Use your power carefully, for your Evil Bunny is surprisingly fiendish.
Merry Christmas!
I have even already received reports back from my Minions:
HELLO, CARIN
PROUD AM I TO STRUGLE UP FLIGHTS OF STARES AND BRAKE INTO OFFICE AND
TIRN ON COMPUTOR TO WRYT TO YOU AND SAY HIR I AM SAFE AND SOWND IN
FILLADELFEA. NOT HAVEING FINGURS MAKS TYPEING DIFIKELT, BUT I
PERSUVER.
LINDSAY IS VARY GRATEFUL FOR MY APEARANS AND SHE HAS HUGED AND JUMPED
AND SKWEELED AND GIGULD. VINZ IS AMAYZED THAT A COOL AND LOVELY BUN
SUCH AS I MIGHT BE SO BEAUTIFUL AS TO SEND OUT INTO THE WERLD AND
TRAVEL SO FAR. HE SAY YOU ARE VARY SPESHUL, LINDSAY SAY SHE KNOW YOU
ARE VERY SPESHUL.
I HOWEVER, KNOW THE TRUTH, AND I WILL FULFILL MY DESTINY AS AN EVIL BUNNY.
TYPING I WILL LEARN, AS WELL AS THE SUBTLETY OF SNEAKYNES.
LAST NIGHT IN SELEBRATION OF MY NAMING, WE WATCH THRONE OF BLOOD BY
AKIRA KUROSAWA, STARING MIFUNE TOSHIRO. TREACHERY 101. I WILL SURPASS
EVEN THE MASTERS.
ALL GRATITUDE, LOVE AND SNEAKYNEZ SHOWERD UPON YOU FOR EVAR AND EVIR.
LOVE, BELLADONNA BUNNY AND LINDSAY
P.S. LINDSAY IS KLEENING THE KITCHUN. THIS IS FOR SUKURZ. HAH.
Along with this note:
I have created an army of Evil Bunnies.
I have sent forth my minions to do my bidding, and that bidding is to wreak havoc on the world as you see fit. The Evil Bunnies have seen battle. Some are wounded. Some are missing limbs. This just makes them stronger.
The Evil Bunnies respond best when named. I have not named the Bunnies, in order to prevent the Evil Bunny’s power from falling into the wrong hands. Only YOU can assign the correct name to your Evil Bunny. There are many possibilities, so long as it is alliterative and EVIL. Some possibilities are: ButtCrack the Bunny, Bismark the Bunny, Booger the Bunny…
Use your power carefully, for your Evil Bunny is surprisingly fiendish.
Merry Christmas!
I have even already received reports back from my Minions:
HELLO, CARIN
PROUD AM I TO STRUGLE UP FLIGHTS OF STARES AND BRAKE INTO OFFICE AND
TIRN ON COMPUTOR TO WRYT TO YOU AND SAY HIR I AM SAFE AND SOWND IN
FILLADELFEA. NOT HAVEING FINGURS MAKS TYPEING DIFIKELT, BUT I
PERSUVER.
LINDSAY IS VARY GRATEFUL FOR MY APEARANS AND SHE HAS HUGED AND JUMPED
AND SKWEELED AND GIGULD. VINZ IS AMAYZED THAT A COOL AND LOVELY BUN
SUCH AS I MIGHT BE SO BEAUTIFUL AS TO SEND OUT INTO THE WERLD AND
TRAVEL SO FAR. HE SAY YOU ARE VARY SPESHUL, LINDSAY SAY SHE KNOW YOU
ARE VERY SPESHUL.
I HOWEVER, KNOW THE TRUTH, AND I WILL FULFILL MY DESTINY AS AN EVIL BUNNY.
TYPING I WILL LEARN, AS WELL AS THE SUBTLETY OF SNEAKYNES.
LAST NIGHT IN SELEBRATION OF MY NAMING, WE WATCH THRONE OF BLOOD BY
AKIRA KUROSAWA, STARING MIFUNE TOSHIRO. TREACHERY 101. I WILL SURPASS
EVEN THE MASTERS.
ALL GRATITUDE, LOVE AND SNEAKYNEZ SHOWERD UPON YOU FOR EVAR AND EVIR.
LOVE, BELLADONNA BUNNY AND LINDSAY
P.S. LINDSAY IS KLEENING THE KITCHUN. THIS IS FOR SUKURZ. HAH.