How about killing kittens...? Or panda cubs? Something I can't visualize as beyond horrifying and doesn't make me want to run home to protect my baby...???
You could do a Lolcat version of it: "O Hai Evens. Can I has a duel? Kthxbai." "Is Mistrss Page. Oh Noes!" "Hre be an old abusing of teh Celing Cat's patience an teh King's Inglsh. Srsly."
Yeah, but I'm not just cutting for comprehension and flow, it's the cutting just because I have to get it down to an hour and a half that's killing me.
Although, to be fair, I think the actors will thank me, seeing as they are all playing four parts.
The actors are each playing suites of characters: One plays the Pages, One plays the Fords, one plays the servants, one plays the children, one plays the suitors... that sort of thing.
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"O Hai Evens. Can I has a duel? Kthxbai."
"Is Mistrss Page. Oh Noes!"
"Hre be an old abusing of teh Celing Cat's patience an teh King's Inglsh. Srsly."
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Which I with kitteh claws will pwn3d."
Must stop. Srsly.
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It was pretty hysterical, but now I can't remeber the link.
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Ewe for the bacon bra..Funny though, I know my Husband would seriously dig that. Bacon and boobies, the two best things in the world.
As far as cutting the Bard...Come on, we've all done it. Sometimes I just has to happen.
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Yeah, but I'm not just cutting for comprehension and flow, it's the cutting just because I have to get it down to an hour and a half that's killing me.
Although, to be fair, I think the actors will thank me, seeing as they are all playing four parts.
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One plays the Pages, One plays the Fords, one plays the servants, one plays the children, one plays the suitors... that sort of thing.
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