meh
I hate being sick. i cant breathe and fevers suck ass.
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm is used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full they had to refuse more refuse.
4) The Polish polish their furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, I will present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) The object is not to object.
10) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are near.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell into the sewer line.
16) To help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17)The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections, my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing a tear in the painting, I shed a tear.
20) We had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) Can you intimate this to my most intimate friend?
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamurger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candy and sweetbreads (which aren't sweet) are meat.
Quicksand works slowly, Boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it writer write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham.
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose 2 geese. So one moose 2 meese.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it odd or is it an end?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell.
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You can marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which a house burns up while it burns down, you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm is used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full they had to refuse more refuse.
4) The Polish polish their furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, I will present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) The object is not to object.
10) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are near.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell into the sewer line.
16) To help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17)The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections, my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing a tear in the painting, I shed a tear.
20) We had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) Can you intimate this to my most intimate friend?
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamurger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candy and sweetbreads (which aren't sweet) are meat.
Quicksand works slowly, Boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it writer write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham.
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose 2 geese. So one moose 2 meese.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it odd or is it an end?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell.
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You can marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which a house burns up while it burns down, you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.