Obsession
My friend emailed this to me today and I thought I'd share:
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This
too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little
boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving.
~*~
My LMOMs are coming along - I hope to write some great ones this long weekend (I've gotten to the book years: PoA was tonight, GoF is tomorrow, OotP is Sunday and HBP is Monday) - it'll be over by the end of next week!
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This
too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little
boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving.
~*~
My LMOMs are coming along - I hope to write some great ones this long weekend (I've gotten to the book years: PoA was tonight, GoF is tomorrow, OotP is Sunday and HBP is Monday) - it'll be over by the end of next week!