Hi. You look interesting, and I would very much like to be added to your journal. If you do, I will give you a blowjob or something, provided you so desire one. Crude and blatant I know, but you did suggest the offer as a means to entering the friends only land.
The meaning of life is simple. Sleep. you already have your pony. god just put it in your heart, can't you hear the whinny? The burning sensation might be the spinach and garlic bagel that you didn't know you ate until just now-- i brainwashed you earlier and you totally forgot. If you really want a real live pony, well, then I guess I could take you to a petting zoo. maybe with my dashing good looks and handsome charm I could talk the people into selling me one. Or just giving it to me. Cause that would be real nice. And to be honest, the shirt does have a sort of...well...horizontally accentuating effect, but you know, I'm nearsighted and tired anyway, so it could just be me...
I hope that one or all of these answers was acceptable and/or pleasing to the mind of a heart burning, pony loving, life pondering LJ guy. Have a nice night.
The meaning of life is simple. Sleep.
you already have your pony. god just put it in your heart, can't you hear the whinny?
The burning sensation might be the spinach and garlic bagel that you didn't know you ate until just now-- i brainwashed you earlier and you totally forgot.
If you really want a real live pony, well, then I guess I could take you to a petting zoo. maybe with my dashing good looks and handsome charm I could talk the people into selling me one. Or just giving it to me. Cause that would be real nice.
And to be honest, the shirt does have a sort of...well...horizontally accentuating effect, but you know, I'm nearsighted and tired anyway, so it could just be me...
I hope that one or all of these answers was acceptable and/or pleasing to the mind of a heart burning, pony loving, life pondering LJ guy. Have a nice night.
-Christopher
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ha! that's absolutely fantastic.
you're added.
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