Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I helped
runawaysoup see the light (8 points). Last Thursday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I bought porn for
alishasworld (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1734 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
carebear_21