rofl, i love this
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I gave kchcob a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Tuesday I helped saffronhouse hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-199 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
carebear68