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Since the last post I: got a manicure/pedicure, my hair cut and colored by paula, eyebrows down by kristin, and......
stephanie came back from her mexican adventure so we decided to have our own lil party at my house and century city. here are the highlights:
- PUZZLE ZOO bitches! but, hmmm, where are the bouncy balls? do you know? cause apparently ( Read more... )
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DA SILVA
That was the most amazing comment I've ever laid eyes and you are the most amazing person in the whole wide world. I love you THISSSSSSSSSSSSS much (yes i still have that beautiful note with the drawing that you did to make me feel better). How I went two weeks without seeing you and having one of our classic little adventures I don't know. So let's reply, shall we?
~Puzzle Zoo: "That carebear ball was really special to me." "Yeah, people call her carebear" "Yeah, guess why. What do you think my name is" NO RESPONSE. He didn't even guess. What the hell was THAT about? oh that doll was inspiring. And that video was inspiring. And don't even try and pretend that you didn't enjoy pushing Bush's buttons (haha, that's a brilliant play on words)
~Johnny Rockets: We took a trip to the COCOCABANA, chilled with Angel (that WAS funny) and learned that Nuns like to give people hamburgers and they are attracted to guys with mohawks.
~Brentanos: hahaha, let's face it stephanie, we don't look smart enough to be reading a giant ass book about the Battle of Gettysburg, he knew we HAD to be reading something dirty. And exactly: What if we WERE sexually active? wouldn't we like to know all the tips and tricks?
~Fever Pitch: Awww babe, you are so sweeet! <3 And trust me, you will find an amazing guy that may even be BETTER than jimmy, cause you only deserve the BEST. I'm thinking along the lines of a hot, rich, brazillian soccer player, perhaps?
~Sex and the City: MOON RIVER DUMBASS! And CIRCUMCISION! god i acted that out so well, I massacred that Fiji bottle
Carey: Points to herself
Stephanie: ALCOHOLIC!
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~OMG HOW THE HELL COULD I FORGET THE RAPIST. Omg that was the scariest moment of my life. Sorry idiot, obviously we don't know how to get to wilshire, obviously we don't know the bus schedule, obviously we aren't in Kansas (sorry Colorado) anymore, obviously we aren't going to offer you a ride, so obviously you should leave us the fuck alone. And then that other guy. OMG! I was like, why the hell is is touching you? he was like playing hide and seek with his kid behind you. WTF?!?! Omg that was traumatic, but we got through it, and it made us better people.
~Farenheit 9/11: I'm very glad I gave you even more reasons to hate Bush. Yeah the ending is so sad, maybe we'll watch it some other time, but I don't want to depress you :( Yes Sweetie, 7 WHOLE FUCKING MINUTES. Try to estimate how many people were dying in those 7 minutes he sat there reading MY PET GOAT. I would say he looked like a deer in headlights in the moment, but I don't want to offend the deer. UGHHH
That was one exciting adventure, and this is one long reply, and I love you sooooooooo much. Stop stealing our bread, beef jerkey, butter, and start paying the gas bill. It's up to $3 now, so if I were you I would start saving
Haha, love you babe xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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