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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I gave cabincheeze a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In September I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In March I bought porn for spinachfiend7 (10 points). In November I gave bluefly323 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-379 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
careabu
Uh, what the hell is a Dutch Oven?? Otherwise, that letter is pretty much right on. Though really, Asscrackistan had it coming - I mean, just look at their name! So really they shouldn't take so many points away from me.
Oh, and by the way - You're welcome Vineet! ; )