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We wanted flowers that you could fuck," says Jared blithely. "We wanted them to look wet and sexy and turn you on and make you feel weird at the same time. Unnatural..."
"Honestly," says Nathan to Jared. "How many times have you jerked off to that?"
Jared: "What today?"
LOVE.
LOVE.
ONEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.