fic: hereby declared oblivious by the democratic state of high school, pete/patrick
Title: Hereby Declared Oblivious by the Democratic State of High School
Rating: PG-13
Paring: Pete/Patrick
Word Count: 3355
Disclaimer: So not mine and this is just a work of fiction
Summary: Yearbook A/U, wherein, Patrick is baffled by the meaning of write-in votes and Pete is gleeful.
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Oh, wow too many, about ten of which six I'm actively working on. Four of them are Brendon/Spencer(two of which are already at 5000 words with no end in sight), one is multiband and the other is of course the one I mentioned above. And I'm also looking at the Petegull one >_< to see if it wants to go anywhere.
And just recently gave up on this Pete/Patrick one. Here's a snippet:
The thing is, the thing is, Patrick knows that in theory his voice isn’t everything he has to offer, in theory he knows he has his ability to write music, to bring notes, rhythms and sounds together to make beautiful melodies. In practice, Patrick doesn’t believe this.
What if, after his surgery, he’s the one, in the 1 in 1000 chances of losing his voice? Patrick never thought he was his voice but what if he is? What will he have then?
In theory he knows he can still produce music but what will he have to offer Pete? Pete loves his voice coo’s and tells everyone Patrick is the best singer ever. He pleads and bugs the crap out of Patrick to sing him to sleep. What will he be to Pete, if he ends up being the one in the 1 in 1000 and loses his voice?
I only ever write happy endings and even though this one would have had one it got too angsty for my liking :\ but I haven't deleted it in hope I can finish it eventually.
LOL yeah, Pete can either be the most cooperative character or the worst as of now he just wants to molest Patrick and Patrick is just really worried about Pete's mental state and kind of wants to stay far, far away xD
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Gah! The Petegull fic! I almost forgot about that one!
And aw! Poor Patrick being scared that he would be useless to Pete if he loses his voice! *sniffles* That is so sad. =//_T=
lol but Pete can't stay away from Patrick too long because his Patrick-sense would start to tingle and he would find him! xD
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I want to write the Petegull one soooooo badly /o\
Yeah, I know that's why I couldn't keep going with it :(
OMG!! Dude, Pete as Spiderman and Patrick as his Mary-Jane LOL Except he would be the worst superhero ever because he would just use his superpowers to find Patrick all the time and try to somehow have ceiling-sex with him ahahaha
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The Petegull one will be amazing! I can feel it!
I seriously started to sniffle when I was reading the snippet. =//_T=
LMAO YES!
He could even try to fine tune his Patrick sense so that he knows when Patrick is *really* in the mood! xD
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Dr. Andrew Hurley, head of research and development for the Federal Bureau of Superheroes, is frankly impressed with the amount of time Peter has been spending in the lab. For the past month Peter has been coming in and using the lab running test to determine the best way to hone in his senses to know when criminals are nearby and about to break the law. Dr Hurley is very impressed.
The young man is sitting in front of the computer compiling data and creating statistics charts to recognize patterns and act upon them with his detection senses. However, after the millionth frustrated groan Dr. Hurley takes pity on him and decides to help him with his noble undertaking.
“Peter,” he says coming up behind Peter. Peter quickly minimizes all his windows. His background picture is of his boyfriend, Patrick Stump, who is a sweet kid who also works for the bureau in the PR department and is known for his fresh ideas almost as much as he’s known for his fiery temper.
“Hi Andy.” Dr. Hurley rolls his eyes he really wishes Peter would call him by his title. He brushes the mild annoyance away.
“It seems to me that you are having trouble with your research and I would like to offer my assistance to help you hone in your skills for tracking criminals.”
Peter stares at him for one full second his face full of confusion before his eyes widen and he nods his head eagerly, “Oh, yeah bad guy right,” he says and then he’s shaking his head. “No, no I couldn’t. I couldn’t take you away from your, important- researching and developing of stuff,” he says uncertainly as if he’s not quite sure what Dr. Hurley’s job is around here.
Dr. Hurley graciously ignores Peter’s rambling. “This is a great undertaking you are trying to achieve and all superheroes must know when to ask and accept help. Peter there is no shame in having assistance.”
“Pete.”
“What?” Dr. Hurley asks.
“My name is Pete,” Peter insists.
“Oh, alright. Now let’s see what you have here.” Before Peter Pete can protest Dr. Hurley is lightly shoving him away from the computer which is an easy feat thanks to the rolling chair Pete is sitting in.
“You have a lot of data,” he says and starts opening all of the minimized windows.
Out of the corner of his eyes he can see Pete flailing his hands wildly. He ignores him as well as the thud Pete makes when he falls off the chair. Pete scrambles up and rushes next to Dr. Hurley.
“No really that’s not necess-“
“This is incredible Pete!”
Pete pauses in his flailing. “Really?”
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Dr. Hurley clicks a few buttons and screens pop up showing him how Pete has collected DNA samples from the donors in different moods and at different times of the day. It is brilliant.
When people are committing crimes there are usually spikes in their hormones. Adrenaline, testosterone and endorphins are the hormones that spike. Pete has compiled peaks for these hormones for the past month and he has the data in nice little daily charts.
However, Dr. Hurley frowns and looks more closely at the DNA markers for each donor. The last two were from the same donor. Now that he looks even more carefully, switching between windows, all the samples are from the same donor! Dr. Hurley freezes.
“Peter,” he says slowly he’s left eyes developing a twitch “Have you been using my laboratory to perfect your ability to read the hormonal spikes of your boyfriend to know when he’s, when he’s,” Dr. Hurley flails his hands around at a loss for words. “When he’s in the mood,” he finally gets out his voice going high and squeaky towards the end.
“I’d prefer to call it when he’s horny but yeah in the mood sounds more classy,” Pete says his big stupid smile plastered on his face.
Dr. Hurley turns really interesting shades of red and starts spewing stuff about ethical codes and how the moral fiber of a superhero is held to a higher standard then all others and about abusing ones powers and how having powers means he should use them to protect people who need help and not be used for personal gain and blah, blah, blah.
Pete tunes him out and starts fantasizing about Patrick in the lab wearing a lab coat and only a lab coat. He’s so far gone that he doesn’t notice when Dr. Hurley’s right eye starts to twitch as well. Had he noticed, Pete would know that he has two seconds to apologize for all he’s worth before Dr. Hurley blows up.
As it is, it comes as a complete shock to Pete when Dr. Hurley hauls him out of the lab by his ear and goddamn that hurts like a bitch, and throws, freaking, throws him out of the lab and tells him he is banned from the lab until further notice or the world ends whichever comes first.
Pete agrees to his punishment with ease, which only makes Dr. Hurley suspicious as to why. Dr. Hurley discovers his answer the following week when for four days in a row that sweet little Patrick kid from PR comes in looking dazed and blissed out and Pete, Pete walks around looking smug and satisfied. Dr. Hurley sighs and consoles himself with the thought that at least Pete’s research was a success.
LOL, fail /o\ so much fail xD
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I love this so much!!!
Lol poor Andy!
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I know isnt' Andy the perfect one to preach about ethics and moral codes ahahahaha
p.S. I spend like a good five minutes staring at your icon /o\
Patrick!!! *___*
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LOL Andy is perfect! But the poor thing has to put up with all of Pete's inproper use of research equipment, even if his projects have impressive results.
Ahaha. It is okay. I tend to stare at my Patrick icons for long periods of time too.
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I need more Patrick icons.
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You can never have too many Patrick icons.
I think more than half of mine are of him!
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